ASSEMBLE.

Once you go Asian that shit is amazin

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

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flashbulbs-purple-irises:

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

somehow tumblr always has the best compliments

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aroselikeriyah:

pussy-on-da-chain-wax:

house-of-gnar:

palmtreezandbluewater:

week ago 

try to crucify me and we tweakin ho

Help meeeeeee

Run up on a preacher and catch the holy ghost

aroselikeriyah:

pussy-on-da-chain-wax:

house-of-gnar:

palmtreezandbluewater:

week ago 

try to crucify me and we tweakin ho

Help meeeeeee

Run up on a preacher and catch the holy ghost

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— 5 days ago with 55411 notes
gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

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— 2 weeks ago with 284419 notes