ASSEMBLE.

Once you go Asian that shit is amazin

timothydelaghetto:

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

Damn foreal? lol for me it’s

- so I don’t look fat on camera

- so my mom can stop telling me I’m fat

- so my girlfriend will want to get freaky as often as I do

- so my nipples don’t puff out too much in thin shirts

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— 6 days ago with 888330 notes

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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— 1 week ago with 368922 notes

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

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— 1 week ago with 40488 notes

flashbulbs-purple-irises:

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

somehow tumblr always has the best compliments

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— 1 week ago with 911290 notes